THE BOY THAT CRIED FALCON!!

oh please!!
give me a fucking break here!!
americans were mesmerized by a balloon
crossing the colorado sky,
believing a little boy,
falcon,
was inside...
turns out he was hiding in the attic,
despite his parents efforts [???] to find him
after one of his brothers claimed seeing him get inside
as the balloon detached itself & took to the air...
the mother claimed
"they searched even in the tiniest drawer to find their son."
instead of a tiny drawer,
how about a big room like....
THE ATTIC!!!!!!!!!!!
obviously,
the local cops didn't do any better
as for searching for the boy,
believing his brother's statement...
fools!!!
and since this family had previously known "fame"
by being in a reality show,
shouldn't we question the validity of the whole story:
accident or hoax?!?
couldn't it be they're just hungry for more
than their 15 minutes of fame?
i don't know who deserve the bigger whopping
as i find the whole thing just plain nuts.
surely,
for the times to come,
falcon should be "grounded"...
especially as he admitted on national tv
that he heard his parents calling out to him
but chose not to come out of his hiding place
& end this nonsense.
it is unfortunate
that such things should happen
and affect people's opinion,
just as it did mine,
as it is always likely something REAL might happen,
and it'd be discredited in light of this event...
you cry wolf!! too often
and people stop to care...
as far as parenthood goes:
FAILED
!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(~
HUGZ