Thursday, February 11, 2010

ONCE UPON A TIME, BLA-BLA-BLA, WHATEVER...

you know,
those fairy tales
where they lived happily after?....
and then what?!?
let's find out...


BEAUTY & the BEAST...
how touching that was...


but i guess life isn't easy
when your name is "BELLE"...


CINDERELLA,
the tale of the girl that went from rags to riches...


...to back to the meat market.


ALADDIN & his princess JASMINE...


now, that's a nasty divorce!!!!


the LITTLE MERMAID...


...should have listen to daddy,
instead of venturing on land...
i'm just saying.


SNOW WHITE,
going from caring for a bunch of dwarves...


...to caring for a bunch of kids and a husband.
somehow,
suburban life isn't so attractive now,
is it?!?...


the LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD.
i know, i know,
it's not your regular image,
but i find this too hot to pass up.
i wouldn't mind riding with the wolf...
G-rrrr!!!!


ever since the wolf stopped "eating" her up,
she started eating all of the wrong stuff.
grand'ma would be disappointed
if she could see her now.


SLEEPING BEAUTY...


WAKE UP ALREADY!!!!
it's not funny anymore.


if you'd like to know about other stories
that expand beyond the "happily ever after",
may i suggest "INTO THE WOODS" from STEPHEN SONDHEIM,
a great tale mixing together
RAPUNZEL,
the BAKER'S WIFE,
CINDERELLA,
JACK & the BEANS,
the LITTLE RED RIDINGHOOD.
a fantastic tale that has enchanted me
and which i highly recommand.
find it on DVD,
and make sure you find the broadway version
with BERNADETTE PETERS.
it's the best!!!!




video


another story that ventures beyond the happy ending is
A.N. ROQUELAURE's (aka infamous ANNE RICE)
the SLEEPING BEAUTY trilogy,
the CLAIMING of SLEEPING BEAUTY,
BEAUTY's PUNISHMENT,
and BEAUTY's RELEASE.
an erotic tale dealing with S&M and discipline,
quite the turn-on!!!
i loved this!!!

as you can see,
there is more than you might think
to this "happily ever after" business...
(thanx 2 LINOUE 4 the inspiration!!...)
:D~
HUGZ

6 comments:

  1. Will get these Anne Rice (A.N. ROQUELAURE) books. Fairy Tales are supposed to have a happy ending, that was until Photoshop & www came along!

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  2. HA,HA,HA!!
    Je les aime, ces satires!

    Enfin, a realistic ending!! There is a limit to bullshitinng!!!
    ;¬D

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  3. @ linoue:
    trust me!!!
    the web and photoshop have nothing over anne rice, as far as sleeping beauty is concerned.
    if you really intend to read them i could lend them to you, because...
    of course!!!
    i've got them!!!
    :D~
    HUGZ

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  4. @ la bloggia:
    bullshit is in the eye of the beholder!!!
    ;)~
    HUGZ

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  5. BULLSHIT:
    «connerie» selon Babelfish
    «bullshit» selon God Google
    «marde de taureau» serait bien traduit (mot pour mot)
    «pète de broue» selon moi!

    PS : will be lending your books as soon as I have a break or can do web from a carribean paradise... in between 2 tides and mojitos web that is.

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