What is this,
you might say?!?
The auditorium had to be emptied because a department has its holiday party there tonight.
Will they behave?!?
You know how these things go...
They're having a casino night,
so food and booze,
gambling and dancing,
and perhaps some mild flirtation?!?
I am not into a celebration mood right now
and have been sleeping a bit in the evening lately,
Not even going to the party of the department I am directly affiliated to.
But I'll hear about it on Monday.
I have my sources!!!